Dear Pittsburgh Steelers,

I would like to thank you for playing such a(n) (almost) flawless game today. Big Ben, you did great in the first half, but I think you might need some more second half practice. Ya did only have a one interception though, along with 2 touchdowns, and 197 passing yards. Not bad for only your second season. As for you rushers, I salute you. You busted your asses to get through Indy’s defensive line. And bust you did for 112 total rushing yards. Awesome job. Mr. Jerome Bettis, I would like to personally thank you for knocking Indy on its ass too many times to count. Power to ya big guy. As to the team’s defensive stats, I give you two thumbs up. Oh wait, except for the 22 completions you allowed that chump Manning to get. I will give you credit for the interceptions that, out of stupidity of the refs (and pure luck for the Colts), were overturned by the head (jackass) referee and deemed as incomplete passes. I admit to you, I swore up a storm after that major call. And also directly after the false start call, where supposedly neither team made contact with each other and neither team was charged with a penalty. Bunch of BS if you ask me. So, because of this, I will now only give you one and a half thumbs up. Yes, I do in fact boast half a thumb.

I would also like to point out that your team did in fact go 2 for 2 with 4th down conversions and only had 2 penalties for the entire game. It also helped that Mr. Big-Shot Peyton Manning was sacked 5 times! And that Indianapolis kicker Mike Vanderjagt managed to completely miss a 46-yard field goal attempt with 21 seconds remaining in the game. Yes, those 3 meager points would have tied up the game and sent them into overtime. But, shit happens, and you got lucky.

Now, since you did win the game, I will make only one demand of you.
Do NOT fall apart before the game is over!
This demand includes, but is not limited to:
-Fumbling the ball 3 yards from the end zone (and another touchdown) and turning it over to the opposing team so they can run it half way down the field.
-Fumbling the ball at all at such a critical point in the game.
-Letting the opposing team get within 3 f***ing points with less than 2 minutes left.
-Letting the opposing team get close enough for even a chance at a field goal to tie the game with less than 2 minutes left.
-Giving your fans a heart attack, or even several, because of your thrilling, yet gut-wrenching victory.

All in all though, it was a job well done.

Although my vote is not official, I would like to pop the cork on the champagne for the undeniable (unofficial) MVP of the game, Troy Polamalu. This wild-haired safety had many incredible blocks of Manning's passes, and near interceptions, along with several timely tackles and sacks. Troy, you definitely deserve this honor and I trust that you'll keep up the good work.

I hope you will seriously consider what I have suggested if you really have any hope of beating Denver. If you don’t win…..well, you’ll find out what the consequences are later. I’ll be really pissed if you lose though.

Sincerely,


Your most undedicated fan
-Amy



P.S. Next time, please don't play like shit at the end of the game. Thanks.


Just a side note, the boxing tournament was very entertaining. I will definitely be attending the next one. Cheers.

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» middaymoon on 2006-01-23 10:11:37

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